Uh oh, Lil’ King Trashmouth has been cheating on his no-carbs diet.

This is kind of a spoiler for It 2 when Pennywise is foiled by America’s fat children.

The correct answer is: who gives a fuck.

I would honestly guess that the customer service employees don’t have that ability. They can probably deactive or re-active accounts because that is, naturally, a thing they would need to be able to do, but not necessarily actually tweet as that person as if they had “hacked” the account itself. In any case, Trump’s…

I think Trump is doing a good enough job of taking us closer to WWIII on his own. A fraud tweeting in Trump’s place can only make us safer than the @realDonaldTrump.

If he/she were really really a true hero, then she/he would have taken Kinja out at the same time.

I would pledge a portion of my monthly income to this person for the rest of my working life. A small portion, ‘cause I’m cheap, and I hope the rest of the country would help me support this heroic person.

Trump can suck a butt. This unnamed ex-Twitter employee is a hero. He’s America’s version of that anonymous guy who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square.

This is a pretty clear-eyed, devastating account.

But never go full Polish.

Tomorrow on The A.V. Club: Jeff Goldblum accuses five women of sexual harassment and assault.

Go to Vegas, start a pool on which celebrity will revealed as a total sleeze next, wait to see who Seth MacFarlane bets on, and profit.

Disappointed not a single vomiting Brundlefly tattoo among them.

I’m done with any product of the entertainment industry. It’s just too much liability. From now on the only thing I’ll be watching will be plastic bags blowing around in the breeze.

Dolores Umbridge would have been a more appropriate costume.

hey! don’t besmirch drag queens like that!

Ms. Frizzle recklessly endangers the lives of her students by taking them out of the classroom to visit strange places and times, exposing them to real risk and trauma, every damn day—without the permission of their parents. But, damn it, she cares about public education!

I do like that Kellyanne Conway understands that the scariest thing she can be for Halloween is herself.

I don’t know who Miss Fizzle is but I’m guessing from context that she’s a caring, competent educator.