Lots of folk in my town had the initials F U & K, for some strange reason.

I know that the left isn’t free of hypocrisy, but I will never cease to be amazed that the same people who carp about media bias and scream “fake news” the loudest can watch something as patently, almost condescendingly propagandistic as Fox News.

That scene in Stranger Things mostly reminded me how stressful it was to have a small crowd of people screaming at you while you failed.

I feel like if I ever play the end, let alone actually see it, I will....finally wake up, this life having being all a dream. So while I rage at the “game,” I also fear the knowing.

I grew up in a podunk town in rural NJ and our Mallcade had one

Well, if you’re just dying to know how it ends, I think someone uploaded an entire run-through to YouTube.

THIS. FUCKING. GAME.

I could have bought a bitchin Camaro with the money I dumped into Dragon’s Lair. That and Gauntlet.

I used to hang out an watch others play the game because I dug the animation and wanted to see how it ended but I was too cheap to lay down that kind of wealth. And I wasn’t the only one, when anyone got more than a couple of minutes into the game a crowd of cheap bastards like myself would immediately encircled the…

What kind of crazy, mixed-up world is this where people who collude with a hostile foreign power are indicted, and people who didn’t aren’t indicted?! It’s a madhouse!

He’s probably dumb enough to think he can just pardon everyone or they’ll just keep quiet out of loyalty.

Trump has to be shitting his pants right now... More than usual I mean

Dude has some very serious mental-emotional-behavioral issues. Seriously, who does that? It’s like he’s a real life chan troll before chan trolls existed and spawned little baby trolls on the Internet.

Clinton isn’t ru(i)nning the country

Oh my god, this guy has made up so many identities just to talk about himself even more often than he already does. This is not borderline anything; it’s so far past the line, the line is a dot!

Dude, it doesn’t matter. Even if there were rock solid incontrovertible evidence including a video, eyewitness corroboration, and a signed confession - when presented with such evidence they would just move the goalposts and say “Well, the president felt that they were liars, so his previous statement was correct.”

d) is ultra-fucked up because she was raised by grinning bigot shitbag Mike Huckabee and his dead-eyed wife

Sarah Sanders.

Have you all seen this letter that’s been making the rounds from a 1992 issue of The New Yorker Magazine?

What a time to be alive.