“Yes we’ve got trouble. Trouble in Bourneville Village. Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with B and it stands for Booze.”

I just googled “beta uprising.” Dear God.

bc they aren’t children. they are subhuman terrorists in training. dur.

Watch out for the hidden “touching Anthony Hopkins’ wrinkly old silly putty ballsack” clause.

Sorry, this turned out super long winded but...

they beat you to it!

Islamophobe spank fest in 3...2...1....

There’s another aspect of this story that is being largely ignored. The complete failure of Zero Tolerance policies, the moral cowardice of school administrators, and the criminalization of normal childhood behaviour.

I agree there are some problems with calling him “cool pope” and gushing over everything he does. But is there a epithet that would better sum up…

Theory:

I work at a university and am a student club advisor. I realized that I’m easily old enough to be any of their moms, and not in a high school or college drop-out kind of way either. Kills me.

I think that’s why they do the younger models- they might want to feature the dresses other places on their website (esp something like Nordstrom), and they don’t want us youngins thinking that we can’t wear it.

Sounds like it’s time for Father of the Bride part II action!

If it’s any consolation, I always “try turning it off and turning it back on” before I call the help desk. I also always say that I tried that before they tell me to do that.

Did this myself. Damn, it is so true. Fortunately, my son was polite feeder, who would suckle a bunch during the day, then only episodically at night, and was a great sleeper. I had a girlfriend who was breastfeeding her firstborn whose doctor told her to stop because, after 4 months, she had become so thin and anemic…

I believe it. Also, the first few weeks of nursing my now 6 year old were filled with pain (I called it cheese grater nipples and he was my second and I breastfed the first and it’s supposed to be easier with the second!!), so yeah, I’m with you on the vampire thing.

“It’s not working. This password you gave me isn’t working.” FUNNY, BECAUSE IT IS WORKING FOR ME!!! *EYE TWITCH*

Still doing his job better than Kim Davis.

Honestly, making a woman cum during foreplay is one of the best things you can do for yourself. Works in a few ways:

Your inclusion of ‘quelle horreur’ implies that I offended you. I apologize if that was the case, I didn’t intend for my post to be offensive to those who had children young.