I Like It When You Call Me Big Pope-A

Right? That’s why there is one holiday per month during the winter- to help you survive the monotony and gloom.

So far the little boy seems reticent to truly show us anything. I’m kind of disappointed.

(I offer that the start of human sex commences with the beginning of sexual touching and ends when no one needs to be sexually touched anymore because both are satisfied, however that is defined between the participants.)

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

You’re absolutely right Ricwash, I’ve been through airport security countless times, while wearing and underwire bra. The metal detectors were never set off by my bra.

When I used to deal with seasons, I kinda liked autumn, but spring was better despite the rain. For one, no Pumpkin Spice bullshit to put up with, and none of that creeping ennui of knowing that “THE HOLIDAY SEASON” approacheth.

I go to prisons regularly for my internship. We (female students) always have to wear sports bras under our suits on prison visit days because underwires set off the detectors. If we forget, we either have to take our bra off and carry it around in a bag or not enter prison.

Many (most?) prisons do not allow visiting family members to wear underwire bras. A friend of mine has a son in prison and works to advocate for family members with incarcerated loved ones. She said that she doesn’t know of any prison that would allow it, and if you don’t take it off, you don’t get your visit. Which,…

If the detector is sensitive enough to be set off by underwires, wouldn’t the standard issue belt buckle do it as well? Were men asked to remove their belts or not be admitted as well?

I once felt a very slight pull on my bra’s underwire while undergoing a MRI. I’ve done multiple and only felt it once. If those giant ass magnets can scarcely notice it, I don’t see why a metal detector should.

I’ve had the rivets on my plain, undetailed, un-studded blue jeans set off a detector at La Guardia.

As the article said, there are sensitivity settings. I taught in a prison for 3 years and the metal detector regularly detected underwire bras. The guard would simply have the woman cross her arms over her chest and walk through again.

It happens. It used to happen to my mom, but the guards usually used the wand and put two and two together once the wand went off around her boobs.

I worked at a jail for a while and set it off regularly. Our COs knew about this and would ensure that it was specifically the bra and nothing else and waved us through.

My bras used to set off the metal detector’s at Seatac because they had it set a little to sensitive. Off and on for a few years actually before they finally started adjusting the sensitivity.

Totally have had it happen multiple times in Phoenix Sky Harbor airport for about a year.

It has happened to me at a few court houses. Less often now though than in the past.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…