If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

The people who pay them and all their shitbag friends. Like, the people who actually introduce laws that benefit their corporations. Private companies that run the wars, and profit off of the wars.

Don citrus is the f*cking worst. Respectability politics will not save you from a White Supremacist’s bullet, Mr. Lemon.

I’ve gotten THAT DRUNK after the age of 35 (as have friends of mine), but it’s a pretty rare celebratory occasion, like, once a year or something. It’s certainly not the norm of our drinking behavior.

Lots of stuff changes. The difference between fun/problem is whether you can stop and concentrate on the important things. But that line can be fuzzy with the right combination of problems and access.

I’m in my mid twenties and I don’t have any friends who regularly get that drunk anymore. Granted, my friend group pretty liberally uses other substances recreationally, so maybe they’re just trading out types of inebriation here, but it seems to me that getting shitfaced loses its appeal by the time you’re a year or…

Isn’t Donald the only one who can duckface with Mickey and Minnie?

When I first moved to NYC, I lived across the street from John Legend when he was still living in the East Village. Me and my friend used to run into him at the coffee shop on the corner. We were law students and he always said hello and asked how studying was going. I later saw him at a “Meet and Greet” after a…

Is that The New Day? Seems appropriate. RA-VEN-SUCKS! RA-VEN-SUCKS!

You were a teen in the 80s?? Man I’m jealous. Sounds like you had (have?) great taste in music and hopefully went to a lot of cool concerts. The 80s is probably my favorite decade music (and fashion) wise.

Can you imagine how far you’d have to manspread with 350 pound balls?

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You think you’re old?! I was all “I have never heard of that song before thats what the kid call the hippy hop but I know that sample like the back of my old lady kitchen jacked hand.”

Very appropriately, after reading this, I went and picked up an order from Five Guys and some woman in front of me was complaining that one of her kid’s little bacon cheeseburger had bacon on it. .... The cashier said, “Yeah, those have bacon on them. So you want a cheeseburger instead? ... Do you want cheese on it?”

All of me wishes the guy got the 5-15 in state prison he should have gotten for aggravated assault.

I second that emotion. THE BEST. More, please.

And tell him to never come back.

There was this one date I had in college. I took her home and that was that. When I got home she was texting me and wanted me to come over to ‘watch arrested development’ at like 1AM.

But parking by her apartment was hell and heavily enforced by agressive towing companies. I declined and thought ‘hey i’ll have another…