Rarely do I think someone should get the Lisbeth Salander "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" treatment, but this is one of those occasions.

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

oh HELL yeah on the southern ladies thing. My mama is a genuine Savannah belle, and she can throw it! Matter of fact, I always say she can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll thank her and then ask her for directions.

Joe Mande on Chloe/JLaw made me laugh

I thought Sweden was a much better country than America (1 year PAID maternity leave, and dad's can take a paid year off too!) but no, it's just as fucked as it is here.

I'm only replying to because I, too, am in the grays and thus this doesn't count as approval of your gross justification for statutory rape that I'm going to go ahead and assume you've committed.

If you pick a girl up from a playground, you should probably check for I.D

I have to say, the older I get, the younger everyone else looks. I think 24 year olds are 17. I think 17 year olds are 12.

If you are picking up women at a playground, probably best to ask their age.

From what I understand, all these averages are skewed by ridiculously expensive weddings and the real average cost is far lower.

Her little pause before saying the word "ugly" killed me. I know she had this awesome retort, but you could tell she thought it was a bad word, and it hurt her a little bit. I'm glad she has an awesome momma who encourages this good self esteem.

This story doesn't even compare...

Dammit! I missed this one!

My boss eventually retired in a cloud of gruffness, probably not coincidentally after our Department's declared commitment to a paperless workplace (which never really went anywhere, shockingly). We held a big retirement do at his family's summer place - a very grand but "down home Canadian" log cabin on a lake,…

Civil service policy drone here. One of my first jobs (~ 5 years ago) was working in the outer office of a crotchety but lovable bureaucrat from another time. He could peck out emails and send them from his PC (but not his Blackberry), and read incoming emails on his Blackberry (but not his PC, somehow), but beyond…

I know!! I feared it might be repulsively sweet, but it really wasn't. Of course I would have preferred a greater rhubarb to strawberry ratio, but I know a lot of people can't tolerate that much rhubarb. It was great with the bacon and egg combo, but I didn't eat again until much much later that night.