ELAIA, Olio, The Libertine, Planter's House, Juniper, Peacemaker, Old Standard, Sidney Street Cafe, Niche, Death in the Afternoon. There are some suggestions for you.

I work at a college and students do not know BCC!!!! *FAINTS* I learned that on AOL at 14 in 99.

Fellow civil service IT drone here!! <hugs> The mental eye rolls and face-palms are impossible to explain to other people. Life will reward us for our patience.

I wonder if she's tried the strawberry rhubarb criss croissant? It's life-changing.

The over-medium egg is one of the most perfect foods. It kills me that restaurants always eff it up. I think I should give up trying to order it and save myself the Sunday morning aggravation.

I just learnt yesterday the difference between reply and reply all in a group email. I'm somewhat ashamed, but then again I'm not in any position of authority (even if my dog thinks otherwise), although I am a millenial so shouldn't I have this shit down?

All this but no bacon.

(but no hash browns. I don't eat pancakes and hash browns at the same meal.).

Thank you for this. I am allllll about the free food.

The day Ice-T retweeted one of my tweets was the day my life was complete.

Crystal, you can't see the haters because you're staring right at a photographer in front of you. They're to the left.

yooo, John Legend! I worked for a Senator for a few years who was GENUINELY scared of computers and never emailed. It worked ok, but it was weird.

What with the actual teachings of Christ re: money, treating people with respect, etc, I have no doubt that if he were to come back, the Romans would kill him again.

My thoughts exactly! If I was his parents, I'd never let her anywhere near my house again. (I'd end the damn relationship, too, if that was something that worked on teens ever.)

ALSO: Where are both of their parents?

On the other hand, gooey butter cake is really pretty good.

It warms the cockles of my heart to know that this elderly white lady is having her way with much younger men.

maybe if we stopped pretending like it's cute to wear someone down, we could then also stop pretending it's not okay to say yes, too. They go hand in hand...empowering people to make decisions they want by respecting and trusting them when they say what those wishes are.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.