Not even a joke by much. I'm still surprised when I see a porn star roughly as big as Chris. It was a visual turn on for sure, but it was like trying to give head to a forearm.

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

While the study is drawn from data that doesn't specify whether it was the husband or wife who initiated the divorce in these cases, Karraker suggests that divorces coinciding with a wife's illness could actually be a matter of the ill wife wanting to cut the cord due to dissatisfaction with her husband's ability (or…

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

She is also a hedge fund manager. I assume that was intentionally left out of this post to skew the reactions.

Yeah I could be mad about this but she's asking for a solid what, 30% LESS than what the law entitles her too? And he's trying to fight it? Because nearly $70 million a MONTH is... what, not enough? Is he actually gonna notice that those couple million are even gone?

FIST BUMP! Me too.

That poor laundress in the last ad looks so bedraggled and haunted. I wonder what the deal is supposed to be with her. Was this the archetypal "laundress" look at the time?

If you're not doing a single goddamned thing to help an actual living baby, put the fucking sign down and wipe that smug look of your fucking mug because you're less than useless.

I think one of the biggest mistakes Democrats and the generally left leaning among us have made over the last couple of decades is being too nice.

There's always a girl on The Bachelor who signed up for this show but can't handle the premise and implodes because everyone else is flirting with/kissing HER boyfriend. This season, it's Britt. The second she realized there's a chance she may not win she bolted, but not before trying to manipulate Chris into begging…

Wiz Khalifa Still Hates Amber Rose: The Musical!

"People were saying, 'Someone needs to teach Mo'Nique a lesson because she's not playing the game, and she's gonna get in her own way of winning this award,

Igloo: also he can actually rap.

I feel like I'm seeing more of these stories lately, about female teachers preying on their students. It's making me crazy, because my son is about to turn thirteen and I swear just thinking about some grown adult taking advantage of him makes me see red and feel homicidal. I know people like to minimize this shit…

Courtney Stodden is morphing into a Nagel illustration.

Yelp is less than useless. They're shady and people abuse the hell out of how much power Yelp has over small businesses. Burger King doesn't give a shit if a location has bad Yelp reviews, but it can kill a small family owned restaurant. These people deserve the douchebag crown for pulling out the "negative Yelp…

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

In my graduate studies I had a professor say this to me. Elementary schools teach you how to follow directions. Secondary schools teach you how to learn. Undergraduate degrees teach you how to apply what you have learned. Graduate degrees teach you to research. Doctorate degrees teach you how to create new ideas…