Did you cut a paper plate in half and put the straight edge on your forehead to make a crescent-shaped frame to spray the bangs over?

The dress was white and gold and then I looked at it again and it turned black and blue am I having a stroke

haha, go fuck yourself ye wee slag. Your outside doesn't match your inside.

I am also an educator (of wriggly 6th graders) andd the jeggings and a button down look are my uniform! I'm also a busty gal, carrying weight in my stomach, and I have shapely legs, so I feel like this look is a god-send in a casual professional environment. I can dress it up with a cool statement necklace or warm it…

I had big hair that I made even bigger for prom with shoulder pads. The 80s were big period.

I heart this comment with all the satin pillow cases and premium deluxe nightcaps in the universe. One million unsolicited kisses.

I had hair like Robert Smith from The Cure.it seemed like a good idea at the time.

This was a real trip for me.

The Mayer girls:

Llama's boy

I learned so much about Sun City by watching this. I think alpaca my bags and head on out there for the weekend.

People with Costco cards just go on and on about the powdered wigs there. So many, so inexpensive.

Are you me? Am I you? I actually laughed out loud because just last week I was trying to convince my 27yr old brother that he should get a credit card from Costco for the "cashback benefits". His answer was, "What are you doing in Costco?"

I agree with you, Ricwash. Being better dressed, even for walking the mall with some applications gets you the right kind of attention. People see the distinction because every other youngblood is walking in casual but a man coming in looking groomed makes everyone take notice. You're raising that man up right. :)

I can confirm as a non-mom that he looks great dressed up.

I'm with you Gabourey.

My 27 year old hipster brother mentioned to me that he needed more work clothes. When I told him Costco has very nice khakis for cheap, he looked at me as if I had suggested he buy a powdered wig.

I'm not his mother and I think he looks handsome and professional!

I think it might be a guy thing, with some just not getting the whole 'dress like an adult' thing. A few years back, 23-year-old me took my late bloomer 28-year-old boyfriend shopping at a department store so he could be properly attired AND get a suit, after it became very clear he lived in shorts and t-shirts. We…