Many times I've msged "have a good day at work! Please locate the socks you defiled when you get home. Did laundry, you're missing 3. Love ya bye!"

black girl, 1989, Jheri curl in a small mostly white town in indiana. Didn't know everyone had seen 'coming to America' and got 'JUS LET CHA SOUL GLOW' down the hallway.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

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I said this same exact thing after I first saw the picture! No kidding. I showed my mom and then I was like, "That baby looks like it's trying to be sweet and angelic, but those eyes say I will fuck your shit up."

Oh..she reminds me so much of my long gone Grandma! I come from a pretty unsophisticated part of Pennsylvania and from people extremely modest means.

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

Journalists, reporters, and bloggers of the world:

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Target has had some great clothes that have surprised me. I still wear the double-layer dress (built-in slip) I bought five years ago, and it wears like new. I'm happy they're extending the olive branch toward the plus size community.

YES! For the mouth part of my face!!! ;)

I am home alone with my wine, and I was all like :

DUDE. I'm dyin' here! Send some stat! *g*

Please upload the shrimp and grits.

OH MY THAT LOOKS DELISH!

Hehe.

Shrimp and grits is even better, though. We make them with pork ribs here. It is good.

ASSLOAD OF FIBRE.

Porridge is, I believe, rough cut oatmeal, which provides an assload of fiber