Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

I'm a tv meteorologist and it's awesome that he was able to do this! It's sweeps right now and usually you can't get away with anything! I'm all for having some fun with weather segments!!!

Still my favorite:

I'm originally from Louisville and it's full of awesome people who even out the craptacity of Mitch McConnell.

I was wondering what I was going to make for dinner - now I know. Thanks, kind stranger!

The reaction to this video is as awful as the catcalling itself. I've seen countless face book arguments where men I've always found to be pleasant and respectful, that I would have never guessed are sexist, are saying she's overreacting, so women are having to tell them to put their sister/mother/wife/daughter in…

Yeah. Sadly enough, I've had a lot of similar analogies made TO MY FACE with a smile, like "well, you understand, right?" The subtext being "You're fat so you should feel privileged that I wanted to give you any attention at all, but surely you understand that you are not worthy of more than bedroom attention"

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

I went to a riot once and a soccer match broke out

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.

My favorite zippy comeback line is one I got from my boss. She was working the till, and chatting with an old lady who comes in to buy vegetables sometimes. Boss says something innocuous, like, "Oh, do you enjoy cooking?" And the old lady says, "Sweetie, when we got married I told my husband to pick one room for me to…

In the olden days of High Schools past, I was a meat clerk at a grocery store. We had a very nice, mid-40's woman that worked there, and she had an old guy that would call and pretend to be her husband. We usually just put him on hold and let him wear himself out, but one VERY busy Saturday, I elected to tell…

You went from merely having a different opinion to being a judgemental asshole in 14 words. That's impressive. Parenting is hard and most (if not all) children are not perfect angels. They press your buttons, they read body language very well and know how to maximize frustration, and they take up all your time. The…

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

I don't think anyone on here would disagree that minorities are sometimes racist towards other minorities. A lot of the time it seems like everyone hates everyone else, and white people are just the ones with the organized power structure in place to back up those attitudes on a grand, oppressive scale.

*Controversial Opinion Time*

Chef doesn't know Nguyen to Bac off.

CHEF BAC DOESN'T KNOW NGUYEN TO STOP.