depends on the hair type. The average little black girl can't just comb and go. When I was little (early 80s), you had to get your hair straightened and then braided which took some time. It's better now that it's acceptable for girls to wear their hair natural but it still takes time.

I felt the same way, but my boyfriend really wanted to get me a ring, so we ended up getting that shit designed by a jeweler. This is the ring I ended up with, which is both SO MUCH PRETTIER and SO MUCH CHEAPER than a real engagement ring.

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

Two years ago I stayed with a friend who is a professor at a college in Florida. We went to this local organic-ish/farm to table breakfast/lunch spot that had a bar. Not a bar that serves alcohol but the kind you see at breakfast places. We were thrilled to see a woman (total cool hippy looking mom with awesome funky…

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

Because the whole point is that the women are supposed to STAY HOME!! Duh! Really makes perfect sense when you think about it

Because once the mother has the baby she is responsible for not depriving Murikan corporations who make formula of their profits. Boobies producing the elixir of life cut into the bottom line. Duh.

Oh, you didnt get the memo. These people only care about the "unborn" and punishing the sluts who got pregnant. They dont really care about humans, once born.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

Sorry, there are no pee's. Would you like to buy a bowel?

Joe Budden absolutely has a point. Missionary is so good if you do it right...

I mean, this is how people argue about everything nowadays. In the interest of making easier for them to "win" they lump everyone they disagree with into one monolithic ball and assume they all have the most extreme views on whatever it is they disagree about it.

It's cool if you're vehemently pro- or anti-spanking/beating/whooping, but some of us (especially those who aren't parents yet) are still up in the air about it.

Yes.

I love how completely he seduces her in under a minute. Like, "Mike, buddy, I could fuck your girlfriend if I wanted to. I could fuck all the girlfriends."

Okay, so never do anything _ever_ that might be construed at any time as improper. Man, this list of rules of How To Earn Your Right To Be Treated As A Person While Existing As A Woman just gets longer every day!

Ok this was me two minutes ago:

I thought the point was that she did know that, but before the wedding she focused on the great things she knew about because of all the anticipation and excitement, and then after the wedding she focused on all the crappy things.

Truth. Their fries are objectively the best fast food fries. I will not apologize for liking their chicken nuggets either. Yes, I know how they are made. No I do not care. They are fucking delicious because my mom let me have them as a special treat after getting an A in school or winning at something.