I think it means *just short of* encouraging pedophilia.

He is all but encouraging pedophelia.(sic)

I don't know Stacey Oristano, but I do know that I like the way she thinks. That just cracked me right the heck up.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

My wife and I go through the five stages of eating out.

because she's black medium dark skin and doesn't have her ass hanging out all the time*

If you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it, if you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it. Don't be mad that they ain't made a law of it, if you liked it then you shoulda passed the bill on it OH OH OH

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

Okay, using this space for related tangent now.

Before people get all huffy about going to the hospital for a migraine, intense head pain can be a symptom of stroke, even if no other 'classic' stroke symptoms are present. Maybe Kanye is being over cautious, maybe he has family history and is being suitably cautious. Either way, health worries blow for everyone.

Not surprising - there are hundreds of talent LGBT actors & performers in Hollywood. They can be found waiting tables at your favorite high-end restaurant, while straight cis people play all the parts of LGBT people onscreen.

DUDE. SO MANY THINGS IN BUTTS IN THIS BOOK. Incendently, i read this on a trans-atlantic flight in the mid ninetys. Masturbated in the loo. Mile-high club, party of one!

dat ash doe

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

I'm pretty strongly anti-religion in a lot of ways. At the very least, you can say I'm an atheist (because that's true).

I like the bathroom, but the tub would make me feel like a frosted mini-wheat on a giant's breakfast table.

My kids sometimes watch that awful Sam and Cat show. It is just awful. Awful awful. I sit in the kitchen with headphones on drinking wine until it's over.

$12,500 for a single vacation? Bye.