I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

On the wine:

- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

I will only watch it if Betsy Johnson will design all the costumes:))

The Carlton dance is hilarious but Alfonso Ribeiro was on Broadway in The Tap Dance Kid…

I really like Emmy Rossum :)

Many of the reasons people dislike vegans are encapsulated in your comment. Desperate need to announce that one is a vegan? Check. Outsized persecution complex? Check.

Gross explanation by medical student:

Robin Roberts is also a two-time cancer survivor. She truly is a Superwoman.

Oh, hell yes.

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

working as various characters at Walt Disney World, including Pocahontas, Mulan and the fairy Silvermist.

The Landshark and the Flying Camel just seem like good ways to break your dick.