It's never about health reasons. It's always that they're a dick with self-esteem issues. Honestly happy people who love themselves give 0 fucks about how fat strangers are.

He has also insulted Gabourey Sidibe, who I consider my BFF (we once attended the same party and danced to the same song, therefore we're half way to bff status, she just doesn't know it yet).

So, Brad and Angelina have to be just as kind and wonderful as their media personae suggest. Otherwise, there is no way they could pull this off without a leak. People must have so much respect for them — or, alternatively, they pay such extraordinary sums for silence (this is not an unlikely alternative, but I…

I don't know why it posted the image, but this is simultaneously very offensive and also probably all too real.

Badtz Maru was the shit!

Okay...I think we ALL know how this is gonna end...

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode.

Godspeed. The good Ashleys of the world thank you for your service.

I'm reminded of the Groucho Marx quote, "I refuse to be a part of any club that would have me as a member."

Not too mention why would you ever want to submit your child to unnecessary chemicals at such a young age?

The point, though, is that even if the 2-year-old could, not relaxing her hair doesn't make her hair unkempt or inappropriate.

If you think a 2-year-old is going to sit patiently in a salon chair while her hair gets relaxed, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

I don't think that anyone is saying that you can't be hot and funny, or that Sofia Vergara isn't both.

I can do without vom close-ups, but I am cracking up about that taxi driver that was like, "NOPE."

My complaint isn't so much toward MTV, but artists who can't rely on their talents, so they have to be shocking. And I'm not just talking about Katy Perry, Miley and Nicki. Even Rihanna and Beyoncé realized that they had to get naked to compete with the up and comers. It's just so overdone, it's not even original or…

But would you do it with a fox?

No, I will not in a box.

First grade teacher here. Kids learn how to spell in "chunks". - ight is a phonics pattern we teach before o_e. Since come doesn't even follow the long O (o_e) pattern, it is a sight word, and not all kids memorize their sight words that easily (or apply it to spelling), and especially not before they know their…

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.