A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.

Pygmalion: There's An App For That.

Here's the thing. I actually liked Target's Plus Sized offerings when they were just larger versions of everything else in the Women's section. In a 2x, everything fit (with minor adjustments for me being pear shaped), and the clothes at least made me look my age. Plus, unlike Lane Bryant and Ashley Stewart, the…

Of course we have to be considered people first: http://www.houseofperpetualdistraction.com/thoughts-feeli…

Excuse you? I began loc'ing my hair 13 years ago, and now have waist length locs. It is a lengthy process that involves washing, then twisting the locs into a uniform shape and size, using either a comb, a tool that looks like a knitting needle, or just the pals of you hands, depending on the "weight" (size) of your…

I had to get my then 7-year old (now 10 year old) daughter a phone by court order, as her visitations with her father had a tendency to go south, requiring a call from her to me to come get her to end the visit. Generally speaking, don't judge a kid with a phone by it's cover.

He has been given a firm deadline for obtainig said diploma, in order for him to join the Navy (where several people he admires learned to cook), and get on with his life. After multiple tries with different methods, this one is non-negotiable.

This is what I was going to say had I not gotten side tracked into a useless meeting. Thanks for answering for me. :)

Ok. So it's not just me. What is it with boys/men in this age group? It's not that my son is being an asshole per se, so much as he just doesn't do much of anything. At all. And it's not like he can't. He is very funny, can probably cook better than I can by now (so much so that several of his friends are asking…

Well. Per my 10 year old daughter, I owe her a solo trip to the movies (just she and I) before the end of the year, so it looks like I'll have some good choices this go round.

Why am I almost positive that the angry bootstrapper crowd will not realize that most daycare centers will not take babies on cloth diapers, and that providing low income mothers with this kind of assistance is going to help them find work? Granted it might just be a minimum wage job, but Hell. Would you rather…

I know there is no font for sarcasm, but I desperately want to believe that you are NOT serious with this post. Please tell me you are not being serious.

How timely.

Before the concern trolls start completely misunderstanding the point:

I just saw this place on Road Trip with G. Garvin last night. Now I must visit this place if I ever get over to visit New York.

She's a teenager that got lucky, this is merely a light weight human interest story, and if you don't care, why comment? How's the hate-trolling workin for ya?

So is NARS better than M.A.C? I'm not a big makeup person, but I do love my lip color. Currently I just tend to use lip liner and gloss for a little punch, but I might be persuaded to get a lipstick or two if it's worth the money (and I can find the right shade of red/brown).

Seeing the size of the property and all of the child like imagery going on why not have some Children's charity buy it and use it to house sick children and their families, thereby putting the property to good use? They might actually be able to make lemonade out of lemons, if they put there minds to it. And Dog…

Current 42 year old here, who will be 43 in November. You will LOVE the 40's! The fucks you will no longer give will be beyond number. And if all of the attention I am getting from YOUNGER men is any indication, your fuckability quotient may just shoot into the stratosphere.

While I can see wanting a cut of the back end and syndication (that's where the real money is), they need to realize that most actors don't make 325K per year, forget per episode. And while I can also understand wanting to make as much money as you can, while you can, I also know that it's best not to bite the hand…