I mean he isn’t wrong. The ads seem like one big gay dick slap to the face

Yes, they have. Hacking a Wii is pretty easy and then you can install the game through a WAD (the Wii game file format.)

Great. At least it’s reasonably possible to access them. Proliferate any of those games that are no longer available. This is the exact point at which I no longer see anything wrong with piracy.

Not for sale at the moment. it’s a long story, you sure you’re up for it?

What I got was games are better without exposition, because any narrative is just forcing things on the player or something. If we start thinking about what motivates a dinosaur to kidnap a person, we’ll eventually have to acknowledge the fact that we, as the protagonist, murder countless minions.

I could not disagree with you more. Games should look to explore other ideologies, like Objectivism and Exceptionalism, or we will be stuck with the same damn tired stories (like System Shock’s) over and over. Sure, the later Shock games are heavy-handed with their themes, but they need to introduce a much more…

No, I don’t. And it’s against the law to do so. As for the smell... I actually smell pretty nice, thank you very much. Besides, people don’t usually smell my hands - if it’s something you normally do to strangers, I’d say you’re quite the weirdo.

hahaha, it’s beautiful. XD

Rit’s Rover Rine Rousand Raggy!

I’m curious why Layers of Fear wasn’t mentioned. That game is horrific...

Gorbachev, His arms open. Reagan and Gorbachev at Tanagra.

Shaka, when the Berlin Wall fell.

It is NOT Mario clone! It’s totally new fighter!

I don’t know which is more amazing, the Death Bogey or the anal sex in the background.

Thanks for the heads up! I’ll let the team know about your website. Would it be okay if I connected with you directly? I run my own YouTube channel where I do the same kind of audio adaptations of horror stories.

Haha. Yep, that’s about it. Love “I’m literally literally-ing so much, right now and I’m dead.”

Holy shit! Hey, I narrated this! Thank you so much for posting this, Patricia! I read Kotaku every day and I’m an Executive Producer with Chilling Tales for Dark Nights. To see my two worlds collide like this is a huge but very pleasant surprise. And from one of my favorite Kotaku writers! I cannot even right now.

Also, it’s the one that might actually be good.

He is correct - Kill her mommy > kill mommy > Ki Ma

You can't get mad... anyone that didn't know that isn't a true Friday fan and therefore unfit to do an article about it.