I work for a health insurance company and I have enough anecdotes to surmise that A LOT of people don’t know how health insurance works (I’m not a genius at it, myself, to be frank). And that’s the system’s fault more than their own.

Pretty sure I found that Government death panel we’ve been warned about for years

Why would you pass up the opportunity to harangue someone like that?

Someone really needs to explain to Mr. Trump that the Mall is packed every July 4th because it’s July 4th. It looks like that every year. 

That summer reading list in Politico is unfathomable - why should anyone care what known liar and moron Ben Shapiro is reading? If anything, that’s an anti-endorsement...

Making sure these assholes never know a moment of peace in a public place for the rest of their lives is the job of private citizens anyway, not the hospitality staff.

The Queen thinks you’re a worthless git,Trump.

I’m trying to figure out if Barr set fire to the Constitution before or after he told President Dipshit he could do that. It’s a small detail, but I like to know to better focus my descent into madness.

“...it was the Queen who I was most impressed with!”

I misread this as John Mulaney reading David Brooks, and I was very sad.

In a related suit, they are also suing Reeses because peanuts are not actually a nut.

Since DC is fixed, let's send him a few dozen buses of homeless people.

Yep, Trump is basically Reagan cranked up to 11.

I wanna put a flaming bag of dog shit outside his door so badly.

A. Exactly. They have whole tent cities in high population areas like Tokyo. They’re just kept from the public eye for the most part.

Speaking of ignoring the problem, Jeff Bezos could give each of the 554,000 homeless people in the US a $250,000 housing stipend and still be one of the 30 richest people in the country.

Reagan also said homeless people like living that way. He too was an idiot.

So homelessness started when Trump became President but he fixed it in D.C. But not in the rest of the country where he’s the President too, but just in the town that he lives in.

Trump happened two years ago. Checks out.

A, Japan has homelessness.