Joe was really showing his age tonight. He really should be sleeping in most days and playing more golf, not trying to run for president.

No, I mean it’s pretty clear that of the frontrunners Biden and Sanders both seriously struggled, whereas Harris, Warren and Buttigieg all showed strong as did Booker and Castro.

On the other hand, Bernie Sanders was MAGA-esque in his contention that nothing has gotten better in America in 45 years, which might be better understood by the fact he hasn’t accomplished anything in the Senate to make it better (or anything, for that matter). 

I think that qualifies as a faceplant

Got on here just to see if y’all mentioned this. She fucking wiped the floor with him.

I like Harris, but never seen a way she'd get the nomination. She's too far to the right on crime and punishment for Democrats. 

Run, Abe, Run! Don’t let the gravity well suck you in!

Reminds me, I wish “kitchen-table issues” and “bread & butter issues” would die as folksy phrases/dog whistles.

In other news, here’s a picture of Shinzo Abe greeting our 239 lbs President at the G20.

I figured your smize was a new body part that was just discovered/invented by the beauty industry. Up until now, you’ve had to live with your disgusting smize, which is too big, too small, too smelly, not smelly enough, too clean, not clean enough, the wrong color, and/or unattractive to men and women alike.

Smize Cream means “some eyes cream.”

True. 

Sorry I’m having a hard time articulating. In some of his more recent photos, they just look sort of empty and unfocused and...weird is the best way I can describe them. If you look at his interviews in the 90s and 00s, you can still tell he’s as dumb as a box of hammers, but he at least looks present. That’s the best…

As remarked by noted socialist Adam Smith:

No, but I will say that while the Funk family absolutely prefers mom-and-pop restaurants to corporate chains, I unashamedly love PF Changs. Their beef lo mein is delicious, they have pretty good dim sum, and it’s one of the only places that my daughter can eat anything approaching Chinese food. (She has Celiac…

There’s something that’s “off” about his eyes. Something that’s there (or not there) that’s different from how he looked even 10 years ago. 

The expression on Trump’s face is proof that he doesn’t have a thought in his head.

Wait... eddiemurphythinking.jpg

Did Mulvaney ever officially become COS, or is he still “acting”. Don’t have to fire someone you never hired.

I’m seriously thinking the cough is behind this new displeasure with Mulvaney which is not only a credible thought with this nutball president but a fucking weird one as well.