I don’t see how hard it could be. Can’t you just start driving straight in one direction and eventually you just fall off the edge of the earth? Wallah...space! 

You, uh, realize she’s talking to South Korea, right?

True, so true, but for years Polanski has been spinning alternate versions of events. A lot of these people pretend to have been somehow duped or confused by this (Whoopi “rape-rape” Goldberg springs immediately to mind).

Honestly all they should need to know is Roman Polanski convicted child rapist.

I remember when that petition was making the rounds. I did something completely crazy at the time - because I didn’t know the exact details of the case - I actually READ both Polanski’s confession and the victim’s statement before expressing an opinion. Nuts, right? I mean who has 10 minutes to spare?

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

“We will be back right after the break with a heartbreaking story of a local woman who humiliates her children by going on television and vomiting for 30 local wives who are pretending they don’t feel their husband’s erections pressed firmly against their ass. Wait til you hear her side of the story. This is Denver…

This is one of the biggest issues that I have with Hillary! The idea that we need to heal because *gasp* someone had the audacity to run a competent campaign and become an actual challenge in the PRIMARIES is absurd! We have primaries for a reason, and then put our weight behind the winner for the general. It’s not a…

Do tell, how was she literally robbed of the election? Trump is a monster, and the Russians conspired to interfere in the election by leaking emails and spreading fake news. All of that is true. She still lost the election and didn’t get robbed though. Nobody, not even the democrats, are arguing that she didn’t…

I’m working on it.

While the Model S is really cool, why buy a car that costs 2x as much when the cheaper car had no issues performing the task? Yay government waste!

I’ll keep my GTO for the time being. I guess their chase car budget has increased quite a bit since 2005?

That’s funny. But not really comparable to his statement as he isn’t claiming that having a black roommate made him black.

Whoops seems to have misspelled “racer”. Tony Stewart is a racer.

cry me a river