Ow mah legs!

This OJ wanna-be is a mixed bag. Pretty good shape for the price and mileage. Questions about the junkyard drivers door and the shot from the rear looks like there’s a TLC “My 600 lb Life” driver behind the wheel. Did it get whacked in the right side? For $1,900 it could be a decent winter DD. NP

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?

Or cut a wide swath through the crowd, killing or maiming a bunch of the spectators.

A manual seems very fitting in an interior that looks like it’s from 2008.

While I agree with this sentiment, there is a huge problem with the Detroit Police Chief signing off on this. If someone gets hurt or shot at an one of these events, you know that there’s going to be lawsuits against the city arguing that they are liable. I’m not saying that it’s right, but I am damn certain that it…

Let’s take inventory here.

...these are found with just a bit more miles for like half the price.

In the right ballpark as far as price is concerned. It has the right motor and looks in decent shape. I would run it through a trusted PPI before I pulled the trigger. And I wonder if the seller would include the remainder of the 55 gallon drum of ArmorAll they used on the tires and the engine compartment. NP

You are already overpaying for such hideous combo, while would you need to pay even more to fix that when the right Vantage or Vantage S can be had for thousands less?

At 10k over similar cars currently on the market?  Yes.

$55 Large for this Anita Bryant Orange Bowl Parade Float? Plus the owner had to plaster AM badges on the dash to remind him what he was driving. Yes it’s in pretty good shape for its age, but if you bought it you would have to factor in enough $$ for paint to cover all the orange.  CP all the way to the Minute Made…

I feel your pain!

Exactly. I don’t need to buy problems, I already get them for free from my kids in college.

Yeah, it’s a Porsche.

Star for the second sentence but cancelled out by the comedy lead first one.

This Mini-Griswold-Family-Truckster is not exactly a classic. It’s just a tired, old Fox body Ford wagon with a price from a “I know what I’ve got here” seller. CP on a train to Dearborn.

Part of the enjoyment of Nascar is the fact that a lot of the pit positions require a lot of fitness and skill. I think a lot of Jalopnik commentators who complain aren’t watching anyway and won’t be attracted no matter what engineering changes they make.

With a single nut holding on each wheel, you can bet your ass they’ll make sure all the lug nuts are tight before a car leaves the pits!

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.