Somewhere, somehow, someone must want this orphan. Maserati must still be kicking the corpse of the idiot who thought an agreement with Chrysler was a good idea. When the TC was introduced, the round quarter window of the coupe reminded me of a porthole on the Titanic. CP.

It’s like a group of prisoners making fun of a guy for being in jail

the boy-racer additions under the hood might be the reason for this BMW spending so much time under the wrench.  CP

Too many miles for this Horse.  Give it some gold trim and send it to Sunny Acres retirement home in Florida.  Some geezer will buy it.  CP

Take a $3000 car, drop in a $5000 drivetrain and then re-sell for $35,000.  It’s a sweet deal if you can actually get someone to pay for it.  

Yikes, 35 Grand for a BMW that has be re-manufactured by the previous owner(s)?  I would spend that kind on cash on a vehicle that was manufactured by an actual car company.  CP

Very retro COTD.

What’s up with putting this much $$ into an old Toy Truck, and then expecting to get it back when you don’t want it anymore? Could someone please explain to him the saying “buyin’ oats for a dead horse.” CP

A few others have shared more angles that make our detective work a little easier...

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

Ouch!  You have been waiting to use that line I’ll bet

I’m not worried about the miles if the oil has been changed on time. Nobody wants a Probe that was not sufficiently lubricated.

Too many miles on the Flat Rock Taxi Cab. CP is PROBEbly the only choice.

I don’t have a problem with it, but he is completely tone deaf to be bragging about how his daughter got in on her own merits.  I mean she may very well be qualified, but when you have $70 million backing your application, it is hard to claim that you “got in on your own.”

For $70 million, I doubt they cared about the grades or test scores.

With a name like Truly Young, she could skip college and go straight to Bond girl.

should be banned for inaccuracy.

The only thing more boring than an overpriced Camry is a larger overpriced Camry.  Sorry Griswold family, this Family Truckster is a CP.

I would really love to see the loading and unloading of the frog freezers.

This just in: people don’t like being shot.