Who peed on your cornflakes this morning?  Try letmeshowhowmuchiknow.com if you have to explain things to death.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

CP right off the bat because STANCE. Not only that, but you are supposed to be able to drive over a dime without having the wheel pop through the top of the fender.  Not a LEX for US but a LEX for someone else.

Looking at the boot, I know what this guy does for a living. NP

I’m okay with sex in F1

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit smoking...

Man, I could really go for a smoke now.

My son did 7.2 in his new Jetta.  2 timers.  Try it in your tired, old 1986 205 GTi.

Fake Strakes say instant CP. $14,999 seconds the motion and 128 HP?? The base Jetta would blow its doors off. Go away marshmallow car.  The big hole in the center of the steering wheel is a great place for the owner to store what little self respect they have left.

I’ll take the lightbar and the headlights and leave the rest, thanks.  Too many questions about this thing.  CP.

The spoiler spoils the look, the $18,250 spoils the buy. CP

There is only one true XT6.

Am I the only one that feels semi-skill labor jobs shouldn’t pay too much? Why do people feel they are entitled to a 1/4 acre single family home with a high school diploma?

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

Next time, turn him away from the hospital and let him die. Let these kids start dying and let’s see how long it takes for the anti-vaxxer movement to stop.

By not vaccinating him, his parents put him through torture.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for the unnamed child in this report, since his family had chosen to not vaccinate him for any condition.

Hey, where did the rest of the white stripes go? Are they still on the smashed hood? The couple of examples of this model I have seen both had a black grille with no stripes. Front end damage perhaps? CP because of the mystery.

According to the pic with the Jersey plate a Miata is wider.

Either the car is too small or you made the plate too big. Your PShop of the car makes the plate look the size of an old album cover.