“Oh look honey, this car has that new cab forward design...”  CP.  This Vision is 20-200.

Wow, I didn’t think that a Prius could be any uglier... I stand corrected.

Really wanna save some gas?

You have to be kidding.  Lift kit and a tent attached.  It should have a larger trailer attached so the new owner can have it towed home after it does a sideways somersault at the first sign of a curve in the road.  CP forever.

Driven monthly.  Period.

Maybe she found his blackface yearbook photo.

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.

CP. Super-Sonic Price for a Sub-Sonic ride.

They should call it the Sion FR-S for Free Run (by) Sun.

I buy it, jack the horn up and put a newer car under it.

If it fits it ships?? 

You are kidding, right? With 270,000 miles think compression losses from worn rings, oil seals that are way sloppier than new, worn connecting rod and main bearings, carbon deposits in the combustion chamber, old air filter. These are all normal with high mileage and all affect the power output of an internal…

He ended up buying a six pack of beer before leaving the store,

I am going on the assumption that a 24 year old Civic is probably the 5th nicest car in Mobile, AL.

I’d have a harder time figuring this out...

2001, 270,000 miles and 230 HP. We can only be sure that 1 of those numbers is true. Those numbers add up to CP. 

If it were a true Saabaru, maybe. But it’s more of a Subaraab, so CP.

CP.  That paint job makes it look like the Twisted Sister staff car.

25 years old is a classic.  This heap is 40 years old.  40-25=15.

Save the Manuals... But not this one.  Too much scratch for a truck that’s 15 years past being a “Classic.” CP