Cleans out truck to prepare for sale. Finds weed. Two hours later is found vacuuming patterns in cargo area.

Actually, we’re both wrong:

Sorry, David, but I must disagree. The most Jalop camper ever is a different mashup:

Really? my last 4 cars are VW and I never had one electrical problem. I think they came a long way on this issue. This belong from the past.

They’re part of the All Statue Lives matter crowd.

Ok, so this isn’t what I really wanted for Christmas (A Don Jr. indictment and perp walk stocking stuffer) but I’ll take it.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

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Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

Well, they dropped some balls:

CP all day... Too many miles, to many $$$.

I think I know where Jeep got their inspiration.

Thats what I’m talkin about! I’ll take the extended cab with the rear wheels about 6" farther back than in the pic.  Lust worthy!!!  Thanks to all the photoshop pros!

I like it other than the rear axle being too far forward.

New springs in the back? It looks like it’s picking up its skirt to step over a puddle.

Hyundais have always had horrible leases.

Have your star now get back to work.

Who knows if the guy still lives in the house where these 6-year old pics were taken.  If he does, I hope he invested in some grass seed to throw on that parched, stone-ridden yard next to the driveway.

If this was a free car, its still a ‘81 Malibu. The V8 likely makes good noises but its not fast. It cant move out of its own way. Its got a 3-speed. It looks terrible. And its an ‘81 Malibu. CP. 

“...Taylor police Chief Henry Fluck...” Oh, you poor man. I can’t imagine what you have been through with that last name.