Jabba The Couch....

Umm… Shove-ette? CP all day.

Why didn’t they finish the paint job?

This is no surprise. Roger Penske is known for "stretching" the rules...*

The difference between Allgaier and Keselowski and the reason the former got a stiffer penalty: Penske vs HScott

Also part Jiffy Lube.

The only thing this succeeds in doing is stretching the springs that are designed to keep your wipers firmly pressed to your windshield. Do it enough and you'll see broad expanses of windshield that your wiper misses.

^^^ this! And be very aware of what the leasing company considers "allowable wear and tear" vs. the actual condition of the car. Read the original lease terms carefully for this *before* the pre-transfer inspection is done (and definitely before you sign the papers) so you can walk away/get the car reconditioned/get a…

That's not an apples to apples comparison. In year 4 of the lease scenario, you're driving a brand new car. In year 4 of the buy scenario, you're driving a 4 year old car.

Ballghazi is ESPN's missing Malaysian airliner...

Glacial profiling.

C'mon, you have to admit this story was begging for this:

Come on Jason. You have to tell us what happened when the Lambo owner came out to meet the boys in blue.

I'm sorry, this is all I see when I look at a rubber-nose MGB.

Wow....

There, now it's complete…

"…the power of a V-8 with the economy of a V-6…" had something to do with it too.

Looks like someone's had fun with the rear tires!

I just sent Liz an email on the BMW Encinitas site congratulating her for fighting the good fight. Hey Matt, Doesn't she deserve something from you guys for swimming against the current? Perhaps the "Jalopnik Enthusiast Award?"