Well, at least he kept it on the Rodent!

So I guess that means it sucks on the outside AND the inside.

This guy Tang is truly "ducked!"

Sorry Matt, but I wanted to see and hear what the car could do cornering, braking AND, of course, accelerating. Why the burn-out OD? I'm not criticizing, just wondering.

And all those burn-outs prove what?

Umm, I assume that's tire smoke not oil smoke coming from the back of the car...

The spirit of Salvador Dali approves of this building...

AD: Other than my car being stocked, I went out various times throughout the night to figure out the traffic patter[n]s.

He hit his brakes so he could line the back of his PigOut with the front of the cement truck... And he did a fine job.

Remember... They ARE Nascar fans.

I believe we all know the guy that built this... I see a flux capacitor under the hood.

Great work, Canuk! PhotoShop is our friend.

God bless Mark Reuss. Without him life would be sad!

Because news guy.

Yes, I know, everyone knows the urban legend. No spanish-speaking person would say "no va" for "doesn't run. It's like "carpet." No one who speaks english would think it's an animal that lives in your vehicle.

Yeah, if you remember the Chevy Nova, the words "no va" in Spanish mean "doesn't run." The "Got Milk?" slogan translates into Spanish as "Are you lactating?"

Yeah, great idea. Lawyers know how to build cars.

I knew I'd seen that exhaust treatment before...

Looks like a winner, but VWVortex says the price will be $51,431! Come on, V-Dub. What are you smokin'? Oh, and you can get a 6-speed, but it's .4 sec slower to 62 mph.

Because Ford.