The Dry was the first movie I saw back in an actual theatre and I really enjoyed it. I’ve been recommending it to everyone I know and I’m super bummed out that it was only showing for a few weeks in one or two theaters. It’s the kind of movie I will have no problem watching a few times. Beautiful scenery, great cast…

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

Joule thief!

Dude bitches about his costume for the Thor movies, but signed the dotted line for THIS?!

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

And just like that, Idris Elba is dead to me.

By the way, Patrick, the piece itself is wonderful, and should probably be required reading at drivers’ ed.

yes, there’s very fine people on both sides

I'd believe it. Could it be as weird as Jussie Smollett's case, though? That's my new benchmark.

Man, John Wick 7 is awful.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

Is Fancy Kristen gonna be there one day in a Jalop/Deadspin crossover article?