I don’t like cats anywhere near my food.

That’s good!

Thanks,I didn’t realize they were so prevalent in the Star Trek universe.

Garbage scows.

I didn’t know Denny Hamlin retired.

That’s one way to get a kid to eat carrots.

Too bad we don’t have pictures of these fools faces. 

I’ll be looking for your work. I’m sure it will be interesting and informative. Good luck.

I drove a white one of these with a ladder rack as a company rig. One was totally invisible there were so many around. If I went for a beer after work I had some magnetic signs from a defunct company to put on the doors. The owner of our small construction firm himself couldn’t tell it was his parked in front of the…

Hang ass out into the wake for a tp saving bidet.

Thursday?

Right on!

Thumbing their twiddles.

I recently got a ninja coffee maker that seems to work well. The temp control is good for different types of coffee. Hopefully it will last.

Thank you. I try to learn something every day. I don’t think I’ll forget Mumbaikars. Not that it will come up in conversation very often.

One of my buddies told my I was a genius when I told his wife that I always left the seat up to make sure there wasn’t a spider under there.

It’s not like you lost 9 years of your life. 

No black folks in Leavenworth.

Stage whisper.

I read a lot. It’s easy for me to see that most of what I write sucks.