Should have asked for whiskey.

Looks like my brother’s pickup.

 It’s not the cost of the seats that keeps me away, it’s the price of all the other stuff I want to buy to have a good time. My brother in law has season passes ( Diamondbacks I know), but most of the time I decline when he offers tickets for free because I can’t enjoy myself spending $60 on three beers and a goddamn…

Even a dumb cat learns to not be hostile around me.

When in Rome do as the Romans, in Oregon drive like a dumbass.

In my opinion anything other than Heinz is sauce. Some of them are quite good.

A big bottle.

You had it right in the first paragraph. The only way to make chicken palatable is to infuse it with other flavor.

So what do I tip?

I don’t understand petty theft, a chicken leg? I might have a price, but I think my personal moral standards are worth somewhat more than that.

I don’t understand petty theft, a chicken leg? I might have a price, but I think my personal moral standards are worth somewhat more than that.

I was at a chalupa game years ago. The crowd started stomping and chanting chalupa when the Blazers were down like 140-95 with a minute or so left. You’d have thought they won when they got to 100.

Got him out didn’t he?

It’s never too early for whiskey.

Wow! You have a billion readers to piss on!

The theater I go to doesn’t serve beer til 11:00am,but it’s still a much better experience than afternoon or evening.

I thank you for reminding me how good Obsidian Stout is.

That is one ugly story.

Hard to come up with a clear winner when no one picked artichoke.

Grilled salmon is damned tasty.