I always have something better to do. 

I have the advantage of tickets a few tickets my brother in law can’t use each season. Sometimes I don’t go because of the price of shit in the stadium. I have one beer about the third inning.

Ants and fly heaven.

More like 13.50 for a 24oz at Chase Field. I’m a cheap bastard and have trouble enjoying a 13.50 Bud even if you were to buy it,but I still tip the vendor hauling it up the hill.

Just tip stadium vendors. You’re sitting there watching how hard they work.

Hard to eat without getting some on my beard.

Should make for some cheap boilermakers.

A legacy of making a lot of people satisfied.

Most brewpubs I’ve been to have too many options. Why not just offer the best 2 or 3 that they do and don’t bother with the rest.

Taco Bell on my ass?

I like it. I met Dolly Parton when I was 19 and she is one of the nicest people I have ever met.

I do think this is good news,but can’t we come up with a pronounceable acronym?

As long as no one is throwing shit who cares?

I don’t think you meant that 3 million cars burst into flames.

Animal crackers and cocoa to drink,That is the finest of suppers I think...

It may or not be the best coleslaw,but coleslaw is the best thing KFC has.

Closing the border would be a typically dumb move by a stupid man not that not having avacodos makes any  difference to me.I eat maybe 2 avocados a year, I don’t think I even notice if I never saw another one. Meh.

Childhood friend? Are you an adult now?

I’m part Irish so I’ll go with poor man’s whiskey in the jar as my preferred drink.

But does god score?