Comes with being astute I guess.

Next they’ll be attacking my whiskey.

Haven’t seen a comment from you for a while. 

Maybe the mayor wants to make the schools more like prison?

Unfortunately I don’t have a whipping siphon.

It’s less expensive not to be bored at the Orchids of Asia spa in Florida.

Meat is animal flesh eaten as food. The only plant base is what the animal ate before it was slaughtered.

That looks good. Oftentimes I decide I want something good to eat in the next half hour,steam some asparagus to plate with that,done in 20!

I think I understand biology. Just not the latrine as a refuge part.

I don’t want to come off as sexist, however is that why there’s often a line at women’s rooms? I go into a restroom for one purpose. A clean restroom is important to me ,but not as some sort of refuge if I don’t like where I am I wouldn’t be there in the first place.

Beer is food,right?

I do what I do.

I have twenty years on you and I’ve never had a problem with medium rare pork chops or steaks.

Fuck that food safety snowflake bullshit. Pour the bacon grease into a jar,refrigerate or not, use it to make biscuits or whatever or throw it away ,no big deal.

I think the point is that watching tv sucks now as always.

Less writing,more wrenching. 

Shouldn’t you be wrenching on that Jeep?

Slow cooker gets up to  375? 

That don’t sound like real lasagna to me.

It would be nice if the policy was ‘check your phone in at the door’.