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I just walk my route through the store grabbing what I need as I go by it.

Restaurant who cares? If the neighborhood bar closes that’s a crisis.

I’d prefer to ride a pterodactyl.

I was fortunate, I turned on the tv yesterday and the cable box needed resetting and I didn’t feel like getting off the couch. I watched Netflix and missed the whole debacle.

I like the phrase ‘ fuck him, that’s why’

You’re right.

I wouldn’t be reading much deadspin if I wasn’t killing time.

One of the reasons I read the comments here is RN. WTF?

Every man’s fantasy.

What about alcohol?

Plenty of sex has been done in small motor homes and campers. I don’t see a problem there.

Maybe do something about plastic water bottles too.

Enter Sandman.

That’s one ugly truck.

Also I seem to have better luck at that casino,probably because they don’t serve alcohol.

Trump youth.

I learned to drive in something very similar to that in 1975. 

Propagation is not uncommon. I don’t care what sex someone’s baby is going to be. Tell your friends ,but a party is kind of stupid in my opinion.

Thanks I get up that way every summer.

Confirms my opinion that those things are more of a pain in the ass than they’re worth.

Confirms my opinion that those things are more of a pain in the ass than they’re worth.