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What is a non-secular penguin. A duck?

Bananas make me ill.

2 1/2 hours isn’t enough time.

Were the tacos any good?

If you are a working person and look at history, you know that the only power economically and morally you have are strong and ethical unions (not all are)

I had to star that one.

Fucking with good (everybody knows it’s not good for you) ice cream should result in a firing squad execution.

After my chemotherapy sessions cottage cheese and peaches is one of the few things that tastes good.

I won’t rant on fast food here as it does have a time and place. 

Also my mom was born in Great Depression and grew up in WW2.

One situation I can take care of,but they go out together themselves all the time. 

What do you do about the elderly? My mom and a couple of her friends took me to lunch back when I turned 50. I was appalled at what they thought a tip was.

I kept spelling Tillamook wrong and can’t seem to edit.

Tillimook cheddar is the only one I use.

Tillim

Why turkey chili? I think that shit is gross.

Keep your head play baseball.

Those states don’t have many people in them.

My arm hurts.

I’ve been done with guacamole for years now.