Right?!

Do women spend the bulk of their bathroom breaks with their pants around their ankles staring at each others genitals? I’m a woman and I’ve never done this. Am I just not cool enough to be invited?

Best part is she lets you give her belly rubs!

“Don’t die! You can’t give me pets and love if you die!”

OMG my little peach baby idiot does that too. Looookit

A rare moment of affection around here. (They are both less chunky now. Restrictive diets work!)

I think my cat wants me encased in carbonite after putting her on a diet.

Someone needs to tell my cat about this thing where they don’t get upset about food restrictions because HE DOES NOT KNOW.

I asked my cat if he would be into being fed less.

She has been known to sit staring at me while she licks her lips because she thinks the crackers/chips/etc that I am eating are treats because they come from a bag.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

#notallcats

I kind of hate how “The Slot” is a vagina joke, too.

This is all I can think of.

No no it’s so boring it’s the same thing every day and then you’re wet and you’re cold and your hair is wet and what is it all for??? So you can do it again tomorrow?

I was just typing this in a separate reply - I bet the general tolerance to private odors was much higher. Today the least bit of smells makes you a pariah. As a person with nasal allergies, hence really poor sense of smell, I’m constantly paranoid that I’m offending others with my inevitable mammalian emissions.

I (usually) only wash my hair once a week (shower daily with a cap). But I use a dry conditioner on day 2 followed by a dry shampoo on days 4,5 and 6 (Living Proof has one that really seems to remove dirt, not just mask it with powder). However, I make my husband do a sniff test. It’s like Pauxatawney Phil. If he…

No one noticed!