Mashed cauliflower is all that is right in the world.

Throw some peanut butter and American cheese on there and you’ve got yourself a plate.

While I understand the desire to keep the guy [somewhat] anonymous, simply googling “Terrance” and the name of his former employer gives you pretty much everything you need to know.

I’ll be interested to see the terms of the loan that BAC is making. All I’ve been able to find is that it’s a loan—no equity in the team or the stadium—but I haven’t seen anything about who is guaranteeing the loan.

A Cabinet that “looks like America” is a Cabinet that doesn’t believe in evolution.

I say this with all due respect.

In the locker room!

They traded their own memorabilia (jerseys, autographs, B1G championship rings, etc.). Tressel found out about it, didn’t say anything (there was also an FBI investigation tangentially related to one of the non-player parties, but I don’t remember details here), and so the NCAA dropped the hammer.

I didn’t think it was possible for me to get any more erect. I was wrong.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

Man fuck the Warriors but Steve Kerr is aight.

This might be the least idiotic thing HamNo has ever written.

Did someone say fundamentals?

Yes, but: how far can he punt a football?

The second “t” was for “terrible”

Counterpoint: if the workers wanted to make more, they should have chosen to go to Harvard.

Look at this guy acting like he knows about kicking footballs. What a wannabe loser.

Paging Jolie Kerr. What does a Clean Person(tm) think about this?

I think the lovely Ashley Feinberg put it best: