Yes but are the marbles being paid?

No. Get an atlas, brainiac.

It’s “Cardale was denied access to AN proper English class,” you pretentious twat.

...there’s no sidewalk.

Stick to Foodspin.

This is never not funny.

Detroit is sitting in the seven-spot in the West

As a cancer survivor: fuck cancer.

Death & Co has a pretty spectacular Sazerac variation called the Cooper Union that I highly recommend to any discerning booze-hound.