Having been a whore in "the soft" for a very, very long time I have to say that all the suggestions were great. Great as general guidelines and thoughts that are applicable to any discipline, but I saw nothing that provides any meaningful advice for the poor code monkey who is starting out. So please indulge me as I…

All other considerations aside, where is the news in sexless marriage?

You missed the funniest part... these exchanges in that particular environment provide a full opportunity of expression of the relentless, obsessively driven, insanely powerful sexual desire that men, straight or gay, have to deal with, find an outlet for, come to terms with, supress or somehow manage every fucking…

I guess I now have to admit that this whole Cosby-is-rapist thing isn't the pre-publicity for new edgy NBC sitcom about the travails of an upper class, professional black family man who likes to drug and rape women (or as the pilot supposedly said... "undertake not completely consensual sex")...

Uhhhh, you're white? Right?

Oh, so you guys are on to that "Anderson Cooper is Gay" story?!? Sorry, that one it all out there; has been for a long time.

Don't stop! I'm about to.....!!!!! Awww shit.

I cannot top that... no way, no how. You Win!

Exactly. Still, I am in an upside mood, so here's the upside on his being "heavy".... Pubic Fat Pad. Yes, that big gross bit of droopy, patchily hairy fat gets in the way of his dick, thus making a (for the sake of example) 6" weenie only an Effective Working 3".... less penetrative ability, which isn't much upside…

Who would be left to purchase the tickets with a hope of keeping their winnings then in that fair state?

There is HUGE upside to this: he gets to notify some staid, upper class neighborhood that a sexual predator lives next door.

After the Revolution we shall call her Betty!

Yes, indeed, but the Kroeger would never have been able to use her as a host if not for her upbringing in Nappanee, Ontario. The vast majority of people who suffer from the "Nappanee Syndrome" live desperate, "aplausless" lives in rural seclusion, rarely leaving their single-wide trailers in Winter and only emerging…

Ohhh! the Next Big Thing! Finally, I am not too late.

If by "normal" you mean insanely lazy with low standards that can only be met in the crudest way possible, yes. If successful it would be lazy meets crazy; what could possibly go wrong?

That was a reaaaaally long article on Cosmo... it took forever to scroll through.

If those 4 cigs a month prevent you from killing yourself or someone else, or otherwise having to submit or dish out abuse then it is not bad at all. Smoke up!

Correct, but the perfect job would be Drug Dealer, Thief, B&E Artist, Con Man (person?)... basically all the jobs that cops are supposed to be about.

"The itching and burning will go away he says... hmmm"

India? Rape? NO!