Ditto. No,...not true. I did watch Drake In my Feelings. But still. This made me laugh out loud. I will hit my daughters with a line or 2 (they are 20) in a few days so that I can seem hip. And then my middle school students in a few weeks. I’ll continue to cement cool dad/teacher status. It’ll be money.

I fucking love this shit, no shame here 

Now that’s grizzled. Respect.

This is the first music video I’ve watched by someone younger than 30 in years.

I don’t care how bad my day is a.) I’m not using a slur or taking it out on a cashier, and b.) I’m sure as shit not going to insult the person getting me donuts, because donuts.

“Got milk, bitch, got beef? Hot steak, ho, got cheese?”

NDAs signed in the normal course of his activities as a private individual (or for TrumpCo) will remain enforceable. NDAs signed since he became President won’t be, since White House employees are public servants with an obligation to disclose information in accordance with federal law.

No, sir. I don’t like it.

2018 feels like

It’s also a 1) a rather steep increase in spending since last year, while 2) being completely unnecessary. Here’s the data from 2017:

I think a lot of people don’t realize how much $717 billion dollars is, which is why the fucking endless war aspect of this all just keeps slipping past people’s minds.

*If you’re a “Goodlatte”, a milkman is involved one way or another.

Thanksgiving at the Goodlatte house is going to be awkwarrrrrrrrd this year.

As a former Goodlatte constituent, this is fucking amazing and just made my entire day. Fuck that guy. I still have the video open of him getting dressed down by the other reps at that hearing, it brings me so much joy. 

“This person disagrees me, better dismiss him out of hand!”

Pro tip: If your argument begins...”So you’re saying...” there’s a really good chance you’re creating a strawman.

Glad to see the DC was a flop for the Nazis.