The boys in Rickets are TERRIBLE dancers.

i am the queen of all things teen and i do not know of which boyband you speak

Sure, 1D is taking a break. But aren’t there other bands out there composed of boys with above-average looks and passable voices? What's that one with the awful name? Rickets? Ricola? I'm sure they'd appreciate all the obsessive love and angst that you now have available.

kids this days

WE HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE :D

In this fast paced world, the 7 Year Itch has now been shortened to 5.

This is all I can think of during this whole 1 Direction hoopla:

When do we get the post of all the angsty teen girl twitters....Or should I just assume they all say “I’m dying/dead” in one form or another?

See also: your daughter likes Jake and the Neverland Pirates. I’ve found Izzy on the girl shirts, but Jake is only in the boys section. So she has a “boy shirt”.

True story:

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

is this that white privilege thing everyones talking about these days

#Bernie2016!

That is all.

I’m so glad that two of the most ridiculous ass-clowns in politics, on either side of the aisle are named “Weiner” and “Bohner,” respectively. My inn er 11-year-old is just pleased as punch about that.

I love this meme, but the classic original is succinct perfection.

Exactly-Tea Partiers scream about taxes ...but the only ones getting tax breaks are the 1%’s. How do the poor white people not see that they are voting AGAINST their best interests?

Sorry girl, but...

as a whole, black people seem to intuitively get that voting gop is against their self interest. i wish there were some way of explaining to non rich white people that voting gop is against their self interest. religion usually gets in the way though

I had cause recently to change my voter affiliation to Republican (I’m most decidedly NOT a Republican, but the reasons were good, I promise). When I mentioned it to my parents over dinner while visiting them, my dad silently stood up, took my plate of food off the table, and fed it to their dog.