WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé a lot (perhaps with Rita Ora) and she’s finally had enough.

My acting is going great

Every time I see “Ansolo”, this guy pops into my head:

What’s good, Denise? What’s good?

That’s a terrible thing to do to New England Clam Chowder. Now, New York style chowder...

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

Too much work. Just feed them feet-first into a meat-grinder set to the slowest possible speed.

I don’t really get the Anne Hathaway hate. Apathy I can understand, but hate? I don’t find her any worse than any other actor, and far more admirable than many. I’ll brace for the comments proving me wrong!

soundbites for DAYS!! and those piercing blue eyes...she sees through to killers’ souls man.

When I lived alone was when I COULD watch this ish in peace!

CANDICE DELONG FOR PRESIDENT!!!

But then Harding died unexpectedly in 1923, leaving Britton in the lurch, without any financial provisions made in his will for the child.

I thought I'd run out of fucks, guess not. Seriously, fuck that woman beating fuck and his idea that a man being a father to his child is a noble rarity. Fuck his stupid face for perpetuating woman as gold digger fuckery. Time to hate drink my coffee. I just fucking hate this fucking fuck.

“Do these females think I’m MADE of gold-pressed latinum???”

“Jane Eyered”

Not to mention the ‘Beast’ in The Beautician and the Beast is also single!

Ansel Elgort has a stupid name and a punchable face.