Your destiny opening lines are the number 1 reason to visit this site. Please never stop, beat that horse like he owes you money.

I haven’t played Destiny doubles yet, I need a Destiny valentine.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Jesus Christ. He’s like the AI from NBA Jam who always sank the buzzer beater if it was trailing at the end of the quarter. It borders on how unfair his range is, but in the best way possible.

Steph is in that rarefied air that people like Tiger, Bonds, and Barry Sanders were in during their primes: when they’re on TV, you stop flipping and watch, no matter who you normally cheer for.

And this will always be the best Russian dash cam footage ever.

Lue is a surprisingly highly regarded assistant and the players love him. This team is at a point where they need player management as much as they need playcalling.

He’s not unknown to the Cavs. And prior to getting this job, Blatt was unproven too. This was his first NBA job. Unless you think Lue ought to go coach in the Euroleague or some shit as proxy for running a program when he played in the league and the trend now is to hire former players a few years out to coach teams.

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

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I went to a school in a redneck town that borders a mid size city, and we competed against city schools. Opposing students would throw corn at us, which I thought was terrific.

Oh OK. Guess she deserved to die then.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

If these players are such liabilities to the extent THEY CANNOT PLAY IN THE GAME then the teams will shape up on that REAL fast.

I’m sorry, but I despise extreme fouling and its defenders. The NBA is a fucking entertainment product and entire games are being ruined because of this stupidity. If I paid $100 to go see Andre Drummond shoot foul shots I would be pissed beyond belief. People are paying to see an athletic spectacle, not two coaches…

Fouls are literally not part of the game, they are what happens when you break the rules of the game. The awarding of free throws is meant to punish the offending team for doing something that is not part of the game of basketball, and to discourage rule-breaking by putting the offending team at a disadvantage. The…

I’m not big on the holistic view of rules where it’s treated like its intrinsic to the spirit of the game. Even though to us it seems like it’s always been a part of the game, free throws have evolved. Is the three point shot a fundamental part of the game? Plenty of old people think that should not be part of the…

Foul shots are meant as a punishment for fouling. If they are no longer a disincentive than the rule needs to be changed. Who cares if they are “given a free pass.” I want to see people play basketball, not slap at a random person.