That was a weird fucking season. They somehow won the division by doing the exact opposite of what everyone else was doing, that being running the ball for four yards a carry and ending up with lots of really long 22 play drives. Then Tony Sparano decided that lots of FGs would be just as good as several TDs and,…

I’ve been following this miserable fucking franchise since the early 1970s when my suggestible and stupid seven year old self jumped on the Glory Years bandwagon because the Dolphins had cool colors. And that was the high point. Even the perenially disappointing Marino years were better than what they’ve been since,…