A quick local CL search reveals a Hum-acker and a Festivamino for your amusement.

All from my collection:

Madison fave The Runners-Up:

They drive some of the slowest, ugliest, heaviest, most outdated vehicles on the road but constantly feel the need to let everyone know how "great" they are. "Oh, but they're cheap, parts are plentiful and they are easy to fix" No. They suck. You're just too poor to afford anything nice. Get over yourselves.

They're a MORAN.

It doesn't matter what exterior color they are, but they should all be pink on the inside.

Top three must uttered phrases at this event, in no particular order:

I saw one of these the other day. It was extra douchey, let me tell you. That's all.

The first of the two is the less worse. They are both pretty bad though. Sorry.

Portia: I say, Nigel? Even though the Range Rover's out of petrol, our lovely Barbour knits should keep us safe, yes?

center caps and trim rings ftw!

Look at these headlights! Why can't we have overhead gymnasium lights on our cars anymore? Sigh.

Gotta have a Mel Gibson Edition F350 in white for Ford. OR the Mel Gibson Passion of the Chrysler Edition 300 sedan.

I just did some toolin' around the other day in my spare time between gallivanting and futzing.

Can someone photoshop some F-150s into this?

I came across this photo on Jalopnik a few years ago. It haunts me. I love it and hate it but would definitely drive it.

Techart 911. Even in yellow.

At idle it sounds just like a V8. Maybe it had half the cylinders turned off? My guess is a Benz or AMG engine, maybe 2 melded V8s?

The attack van from Angel's Revenge (atk Angel's Brigade)?

Desperately needs: