It doesn't matter what exterior color they are, but they should all be pink on the inside.

Top three must uttered phrases at this event, in no particular order:

I saw one of these the other day. It was extra douchey, let me tell you. That's all.

The first of the two is the less worse. They are both pretty bad though. Sorry.

Portia: I say, Nigel? Even though the Range Rover's out of petrol, our lovely Barbour knits should keep us safe, yes?

center caps and trim rings ftw!

Look at these headlights! Why can't we have overhead gymnasium lights on our cars anymore? Sigh.

Gotta have a Mel Gibson Edition F350 in white for Ford. OR the Mel Gibson Passion of the Chrysler Edition 300 sedan.

I just did some toolin' around the other day in my spare time between gallivanting and futzing.

Can someone photoshop some F-150s into this?

I came across this photo on Jalopnik a few years ago. It haunts me. I love it and hate it but would definitely drive it.

Techart 911. Even in yellow.

At idle it sounds just like a V8. Maybe it had half the cylinders turned off? My guess is a Benz or AMG engine, maybe 2 melded V8s?

The attack van from Angel's Revenge (atk Angel's Brigade)?

Desperately needs:

These are rare? I've seen these at every fair and carnival I've ever been to. Here's one in pink:

SBC in an X90 huh? I'm guessing it would go like this:

Smoove B. approves.

I don't always have time/interest to sign in/vote for NPOCP. Today however, I am making the time. CP. I voted CP. You should too. I want to see this POS pushed into the 99th percentile of CP because that is where it belongs.

that was hilarious. best captions ever.