No word yet on whether he is also confused.

and scar the bowl

Scorched Earth Olbermann is my favorite Olbermann.

No you are not a hypocrite. Also you are not a hypocrite if you watch the NFL. It's like saying you are pro cancer if you don't want to ban cigarettes, there is a huge logical leap there. This author simply does not get a huge amount of satisfaction from NFL and its an easy target. Many people that are fans of…

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

I'd say it's more amusing than depressing. If children being born after you were born and thus not experiencing the same toys as you makes you depressed then your hugs per day is too low.

THIS...IS...SPARTA!

Thanks, Topaz Elmstreet!

I also find annoying those posts people put up on facebook where it says "I bet you can't answer these questions about me" or "How well do you know me" and they have a list of common security questions they ask their friends to answer. Every time I see one of my friends post one of those, I respond with a long winded…

i see this on instagram all the time, EG posts saying "whats your pets name?" and people reply to them!

Chances are good you're authenticating to a legacy system, or directly to their mainframe.

I helped organize this event that involved a lot of performance art and almost all of it appeared to be people doing bizarre things while acting haughtily enough that people were forced to assume that there was some deeper significance that they just weren't getting. I enjoy that this actually has a palpable message…

I am torn between appreciation that it's for a worthy cause and irrational hatred of all "performance art".

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

Kind of a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project if you ask me.

That is admittedly terrible. One much smaller credit union that I have since stopped using actually changed their system to a ten-character password. As in, you could have longer passwords before, but they changed it so now they capped the length of passwords. This was an exceptionally terrible decision. Admittedly,…

That's rather alarming. You think there would be some kind of regulations on what the bare minimum is for security.

LOL

Because he is an angry, unfulfilled douche. Seriously, I can't believe his shit gets front-paged now. Jez is in a sad state of affairs.

"Fish en Papillote" I'm pretty sure the papillote is supposed to be parchment paper, not wax.