Currently, if you try to visit the undying lands the Admin gets pissed off and crashes the server.

He's a Hall of Fame caliber NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel and lives in a majestic castle. I would sacrifice a testicle to have just one of those things. Of course I hate him. Because I'm an idiot ape-thingy whose ancestors were up until very recently using poo as a weapon and getting eaten by jaguars…

Jameis Rapist Winston's victory speech.

[coach throws kid at couch]

It's a good movie. Ignore criticisms like this, which is mostly really inaccurate and stupid and the judgments used against it here would never be used against other movies that are actually very terrible.

Auburn only had the 1 famous tree, right?

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

Relevant:

+1 for 'Dan Hedaya's pube clippings'...

I actually find women with short hair to be incredibly attractive. Case in point:

IE used to be the bane of the internet. I completely agree.

And here's Opera.

Ugh, I wish I could unlearn that bit of gossip.

Not yet.

Big deal. I did it in 1 hour 4 minutes 19.89 seconds, at an average speed of 2,144.83 mph. Plus my record is official.

Yet again, NBC is...

In the UK we get Attenborough, in the US, you apparently get: "Uuuuuuuuuurgh, nope!".