Oh, God, you just know that's going to lead to a half-assed reboot of Magnum, P.I. that'll half a season on NBC like Knight Rider.

"For years the networks have tried to re-create the success of Friends by making pilot after pilot about beautiful twenty-somethings living together in New York. Beautiful twenty-somethings living in Los Angeles. Beautiful twenty-somethings investigating sexy child murders in Miami. This template never works, because…

My God, what I wouldn't give to play an MMO set in Beleriand during the Silmarillion. You'd be able to experience the height of Elven civilization in Middle-Earth, trying to recover the Silmarils from Morgoth. It's a dense book and I had to take a running start at it to be able to get into it at all, but once I'd…

IBM made the Clit Mouse 20 years ago.

Short haircuts are cute! Still the best thesis of any Apple TV ad.

It's also exactly 38% distilled vinegar plus 38% distilled white sugar. It's basically the fast food equivalent of biting into a live facehugger.

The simpler dishes, especially the kung pao chicken and veggie chow mein, can be very nice provided it's [1] freshly made and [2] made by a well trained cook, which is rare in a low-wage-paying mega-chain serving out of steam tables. The broccoli beef used to be nice until cost cutting changed the cut of beef from…

The commonplace mall food court "Chinese" places almost all serve a "teriyaki chicken" that's just thigh meat strips done up with a teriyaki sauce. It is the same thing as "bourbon chicken" served a few stalls over and the "teriyaki chicken" at the "Japanese" stall. At the big food courts in the malls down south,…

Liz Lemon: In Cleveland, I'm a model.

And onesh again, we play our dangeroush game.

The story is from Tina Fey's book "Bossypants" about Amy Poehler's first week or so at SNL after Tina had been writing there for a while. It was a writers' room meeting with everyone there and before the meeting began, Amy was goofing off on some filthy bit she had made up and Jimmy (ostensibly the "star" of SNL at…

Seriously, that's the "WHY SO SERIOUS?" of Party Down.

Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!

Oh, please don't start that again.

I also love the way Boromir inflects "They have a cave troll!" Gets me every time.

Hey, I think this was also the control console for the sentry guns in Aliens.

PGSM was amazing. They really took the story in places those of us who know the anime did not expect. One of the most shocking TV deaths I've ever experienced.