This used to be my ThinkPad's desktop wallpaper. Totally boss!

Dr. Ball, MD!

I'm totally painting "HARBOR PATROL" upside-down on the buoyance pod.

Now imagine Ian McKellen as Magneto saying it. He'd have succeeded in killing Harry in every single book.

I'm sorry, couldn't resist.

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Tyler Perry's Minstrel Show Line-Up is basically it these days.

No, it's a bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.

This. A hundred times this. With the rapid batting of the eyelashes, lack of air of superiority, lack regal disdain, she just lacks any poise and presence you'd expect with Emma Frost.

I canNOT tell you what I am thinking right now.

Let me be the first to say, Welcome Back, Carter

Yes! The "E.R." movie that nobody asked for!

I haven't used it in a while, but as far as I can remember Facebook pics don't have public links.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

"Let's get lunch. You like Mexican?" "How about Thai? They're like Chinese Mexicans." —Chevy Chase, Community

For the first half of the episode, I kept wondering why the narrative structure seemed so familiar to me. Then I realized that it was just like "In the Pale Moonlight."