You all need to thank black people who turned out and kicked ass

Dillane did a great job as Stannis. Icy, competent, authoritative, obsessed with justice. It was the writers who ruined his character by having him burn his beloved daughter to death. That didn’t turn me against Dillane’s performance, but it WAS the dumbest thing GOT has done. Yes, even worse than the Jaime Cersei…

“He then folded his arms, scowled and farted. He farted and farted until he sharted. He sharted until he pooped. He pooped so much there was a pile. And it raised him up just a little bit. Then he pooped so much there was a hill. And it raised him up just a little bit more. Eventually he pooped a mountain. And then he…

So is Shrek now Jesus or something?

The crossover promotional options from Mazda would be epic.

You just can’t appreciate Shakespeare unless it’s preformed in native Dinosaur.

The best explanation I heard was this. So many of these guys are the basement dwelling stereotypes you read about, the ones who can’t get a date. They’ve convinced themselves that it’s because they like comics and SF and fantasy and nerdy things that girls don’t get. Now, with more and more women becoming fans and…

Everyone that claims to be a Rick, is actualy a Jerry.

That would actually be “Toys Ya Us.”

Amazon’s definitely gobbling up all the cash. Green gobblin’, if you will.

What? Where will people buy Spider-Man merchandise for a reasonable fee now?!

If only this happened before The Kinjapocalypse.

It’s cuz Denis Villeneuve compared Jared Leto to Jesus the other day, and now the hurricanes have to teach that Jesus didn’t send the cast of Suicide Squad used condoms, HUNKA HUNKA, and dead animals.

If you’re reading this and you have the power to do so, could ya help a fella out and un-grey me? I’m just trying to get by in this cold brutal Kinjafied world.

I had them destroyed! It brought shame to our house!

The male characters on this show get so much fucking slack, whereas the only female character allowed to have flaws is Arya, and only because she’s strong in a masculine way.

Correct. Hands down. I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,…